Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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