I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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