I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize