I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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