Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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