Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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