You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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