oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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