That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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