Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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