Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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