ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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