The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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