she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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