I am puke
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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