I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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