no you cant smoke seaweed
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
