i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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