Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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