dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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