How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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