THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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