Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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