did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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