fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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