Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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