Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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