Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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