so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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