that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize