mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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