I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Walk of Shame today included voting.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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