I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I love you.
Bad choice
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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