she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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