i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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