and next time when you feel me up, do it right
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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