That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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