No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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