her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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