He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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