so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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