So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Soap is not a condiment
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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