This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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