Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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