He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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