what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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