I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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