Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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