no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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