yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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