Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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