I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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