He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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