I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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