So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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