Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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